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The Prophecy

What you have to understand is that the meowing you hear, isn’t personal. For there is a Prophecy. There is a Prophecy known to all cats that, regardless of how big the bowl is or how much food should still be in the bowl, if the bottom of the bowl should be seen by a cat for three days straight, it heralds the End of the World. Cats are taught the Prophecy as kittens and as modern, educated cats, they grow up and pretend not to believe. But they do. All cats believe in the Prophecy. So go swiftly human! Go forth to the place of Attainment and return with more cat food! Fill the bowls to brimming! It may not mean much to you but to a cat, it is like adding a few more days to the Mayan Calendar. It just can’t hurt.

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