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Fornifications (definition)

Fornifications

noun

1. military defenses built to protect a place from outside interference for the purpose of consensual sexual intercourse between two or more persons not married to each other

Examples:

1. “We’ve got to storm City Hall and drive out those furries before they complete their fornifications or there’ll be hell to pay!”

2. “These goggles will provide your commando team with a rudimentary vector graphic view of your surroundings.”

“This is less detail than if we just used our eyes.”

“Exactly. You’re assaulting the Tentacled God’s Sexthedral — trust me son, you don’t want to see what’s on the other side of those fornifications.”

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Fantasy, science fiction and steampunk author Brandon Black is the editor of New Orleans By Gaslight, a first of its kind anthology of steampunk and gaslamp fantasy poetry and fiction set in Victorian-era New Orleans. Brandon is also the web content manager for the Week in Geek, New Orleans’ favourite fantasy and science fiction themed radio talk show, every Saturday at 1 pm CST on WGSO 990 AM. Click here to check out Brandon’s ever-expanding list of published works.

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