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Kirk (definition)

Verb

Origin: James Tiberius Kirk, the greatest starship captain of all time.

1. To defeat an adversary in battle through clever and innovative tactics.

Usage:

“What did you do?”

“What do you mean, what did I do? I gave those alien insurgents a right good Kirking!”

2. To beat someone senseless with punches, open handed chops, double-handed buffalo punches, drop kicks and flying kicks.

Usage:

“What did you do?”

“What do you mean, what did I do? I gave those Orion thugs a proper Kirking!”

3. To seduce a woman and then have sexual intercourse with her.

Usage:

“What did you do?”

“What do you mean, what did I do? I gave that alien princess a good, hard Kirking!”

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Fantasy, science fiction and steampunk author Brandon Black is the editor of New Orleans By Gaslight, a first of its kind anthology of steampunk and gaslamp fantasy poetry and fiction set in Victorian-era New Orleans. Brandon is also the web content manager for the Week in Geek, New Orleans’ favourite fantasy and science fiction themed radio talk show, every Saturday at 1 pm CST on WGSO 990 AM. Click here to check out Brandon’s ever-expanding list of published works.

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